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NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT A D I got half the Asian continent G Bent over a bench (walkup G to) A Making me guitars A Just sent the annual check D To the DNC G And planned parenthood (walkup G to) A Yeah it’s all good Em No bombs are going off A My car alarm’s disarmed Em The weather is the best we’ve seen D D/C G The bar down the street has the game on every screen A D I got feeling in my face again G After blowin in the wind (walkup G to) A A little too hard A D Todd-a-lin off tonight to the gentleman’s club G A I’m a gonna get a rub Doooooooooown Em No bombs are going off A My car alarm’s disarmed Em The army is all volunteers D D/C G And the bar down the street has two hundred and forty seven beers!! Eb Bb I got nuthin to complain about F Who am I to complain about G# Anything? 2x F Who am I to complain about G# Anything? (2x to end)
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THANKS FOR THE WISH OF LOVE D – Am Thanks for the wish of love For all the feeling it’s meant to represent I agree we’ve kinda lost touch And nobody wants to know who’s to blame C – G -D Thanks for feeding me, when I was a kid D - Am Thanks for the wish of love Yeah Maybe one last dip in the hotel pool -- will make it all okay Just don’t know how to make it up C- G- D Thanks for clothing me When I was a kid Gm D And he says that you’re not long for this world... Gm F As if this could be my last chance C Em But I have no idea what to do C D I’ve never had any idea what to do Am for you (solo over) D---Am 3x C - G ---D (hold D) D- Am so thanks for the wish of love I gues we can just leave it There again
3.
COLD, COLD, COLD A arpeggiate riff to G riff Caught… In this winter storm The snow is bouncing off our brows on its way downtown D -- A7 -- G Time like these I got nowhere to live D -- A7 -- G …Just some place to sleep With the television on A riffage Back to A arp riff to G riff Cold, cold, cold Midnight blue But my cell phone says it’s 4 O clock In the afternoon D -- A7 -- G I’m waiting for the call from warmer climes Let yourself go, kid, you’ve done your time ….A…. Whoishly, to: Dsus/D - A7 – D(open e string) – A7 2x (marchingly) BRIDGE G I bought myself a box that’s supposed to A be the sun G I keep it in my kitchen cupboard D (c shape 3rd fret) Baby, I C G need my beauty sleep Jam: A riffage as before >>To intro riff: A arpeggiate riff to G riff 2x A barre (fifth fret) for two measures >>To descending run of open barres C -- B - A 2x Retard… F# G A (end with intro riff retard)
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A WEDDING SONG E A 2x to C –slide to D The only heart I have for you is this one Please take it for a walk now and then E A 2x to C – slide to D The only hands I have for you are these two For you, I’ll keep them clean and keep them open G My eyes that see without C Will always look in you D G D My teeth will try to smile G C Through all our worries E My tongue will A E Take its time A C – slide to D when speaking of you F D Ever mindful of your tenderness… F C F Will you take me for C your lawful D (hold…………) Fool? (Instr with verse 2x ) E A 2x to C –slide to D G C And when the world’s plot against us thickens D G D G C I’ll believe if you’ll believe it too E A E A C - slide to D That love is all there is when it’s all over E Cause love is all there is when it begins...
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CUTEST LITTLE BABY A – F# - E pattern Everybody knows you’re the cutest And all they want from you isn’t what you are F# A E The world is waiting there, on your waiting list (back to) A – F# - E pattern For Christmas, for Easter, and forever F#m7 Little baby B Oh you got me cryin’ F#m7 -- B Little baby F#m7 B Cause you’re the cutest, little baby, A B anybody’s ever seeeeen A – F# - E pattern Everybody wants what you got That’s why it’s so peculiar what you bought F# A E Seems you’re not so worried bout the talkin’ (back to) A – F# - E pattern But that’s what worries me, worries momma F#m7 Little baby B Oh you got her cryin’ F#m7 -- B Little baby F#m7 B Cause you’re the cutest, little baby, A B anybody’s ever seeeeen E You always said you wanted your knight B D#m to be disarm-ing-ly, kind F# And gentle to a fault E But you think for some reason if you B D#m ever are alone again, girl F# They’ll all…disappear E You’ll…disappear open E up two frets, arpeggiate (2 meas) F#m7 – B (2x, surging…) (chorus) F#m7 Little baby B Oh you got us cryin’ F#m7 -- B Little baby F#m7 B Cause you’re the cutest, little baby, A F# anybody’s ever seeeeen (up a whole step) B – G# – F# pattern You know that all we want is your happiness And we had a little hope that ours might make the mix So if you’re happy now, baby, why the tears? ….Why the tears? (hold on F# for two measures) End on E- B- D#m
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I KNOW THE DEVIL (WHEN I SEE HIM) G C G C I know him Cause I’ve seen him G C Am Seen the mask he’s using anyway G C G C He’s got a smile He’s got a grin G C Am His hair is tousled professionally D G C G but if you need proof I can’t really help you Bounce off G to F#/add D C But I know the devil F# - G – G# - A -A-G#- G – F# C When I see him G C G C G C Am I know him Cause I work for him I pony up Every year... F# G C G C G C Am I know him Because I voted for... his way of doing things D Am F# (wD) C Seems like I’m buying in Every time I’m buying Anything.,...... G – A sus 2 G A sus2 G Asus2 G But a man’s gotta eat -- a man’s gotta watch, over his children... D7 C Yeah I know the devil F# - G – G# - A -A-G#- G – F# C When I see him G- C – Am pattern He’s got a car He’s got a house Little bigger than the one I own He walks on by When the cup is out I understand He’s got bigger things to do... F#-G – G to... D G C G We all like our solitude Nobody’s gonna fault you Bounce off G to F#/add D (Stay on it til C) But I know the devil F# - G – G# - A -A-G#- G – F# C G When I see him.........
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Got My TV On 03:54
GOT MY TV ON G6 sus 2 = 302000 F#minsharp5 = 200200 F6th = 100200 Em – G –A – G (steppin stone) pattern over: When my life breaks down I got my tv on ...I got my tv on Whenever I need to get my mind gone Get your tv on You’ll smell the smoke if your neighborhood burns Get your TV on They ain’t coming for you yet son G6 sus 2 F#minsharp5 And even I know F6th That the world A Ain’t a cathode G6 sus 2 F#minsharp5 Yeah maybe you know F6th A That life is more, than the light show Em A Em A But god knows It’s easy to forget it’s easy to forget it gets easier G Everyday.... (begin pink floyd section) Em ..............................A (once as instrumental) Em A Us... and them Em A Increasingly it seems to me a question that nobody’s even asking now Em A Us........... and them Em A Ten billion tiny screens and everybody knows that the’yre just not one of those Em A ….animals… Em – G – A – G over: Got my tv on Got my headphones on Got my laptop on Got my cell phone on Got my force field on Got my helmet under my arm Got my flak suit on Got my tv on Got my tv on G6 sus 2 F#minsharp5 And even I know F6th That the world A Ain’t a cathode G6 sus 2 F#minsharp5 Yeah maybe you know F6th A That life is more, than the light show Em A Us ............................and them Em A
8.
STORAGE SPACE ~chord key:~ E7 sus 4 = 0 2 0 2 0 x F#m#5 = 2 0 0 2 x x A7 = x 0 5 2 2 x A6 = x 0 4 2 2 x G6 sus 2 = 3 0 2 0 0 0 F6 = 1 0 0 2 0 0 ~ E7s4 – F#m#5 E7s4 – F#m#5 –A (2x) Every year we shed a skin and a square yard of memory When the dust gets thick we put it in a box or a bag A7 A6 And cart it off to the sheet metal cell G6sus2 F#m#5 F6 where life goes ah –on , without us (walk e string F-E-F-G-E to A chord) E7s4 – F#m#5 E7s4 – F#m#5 -A (2x) Our little locker is a nightclub that never closes Where my daughter’s little ponies Prance around in their plastic bags A7 A6 And a macaroni mermaid with a little of G6sus2 F#m#5 her glitter left F6 …A Flirts with the purple-prince of the missing hand (instrumental bridge) Open A (at 5fr) to Fmaj 7 (2x) (chorus) C --- A open at 5fr Storage space C A Stor - age…. space F A Everything I’ll never need is all in one E7sus4 A pla-a-ace E7s4 – F#m#5 E7s4 – F#m#5 A (2x) The guy at the desk just emptied out a deadbeat Wednesday night You can see by the swinging of the keys that he runs the show A7 A6 He says to me you put it on the card G6sus2 F#m#5 and that won’t be you F6 ….A With the big room you’re moving too be a shame to let it all go…. (repeat walk e string F-E-F-G-E to A chord) (2nd bridge) C Storage space G A7 All the live’s we might have led C Storage space G A7 Never giving up the dead (chorus) C --- A open at 5fr Storage space C A Stor - age…. space F A Everything I’ll never need is all in one E7sus4 A pla-a-ace end with return to intro chord arpeggio
9.
TOMORROW HAS COME AND GONE C –Am -G I’m gonna feel it When I feel it C-Am -G Right on the dime When it’s time C-Am - G You got your suitcase And what’s in it C-Am - G Off to the races With your timid smile F-E bounce On the day that you were born Cmaj7 The angels caught me crying F-E bounce Cmaj7 Baby -- you had my number C G I’m gonna get their soon C G Wake up in the afternoon F and realize F7 C G tomorrow has come ....and gone C-Am-G (again) over: I’m gonna find out When I find out Just who you been All your life C-Am-G (still...) It ain’t like we were far away But sometimes Sometimes... F-E (bounce) Everyday you turned Cmaj7 From a girl into a beauty F-E (bounce) Cmaj7 You’ll always have my number C G And I’m gonna need yours soon C G Maybe before the mid day moon F F7 has even had a chance Cmaj7 to vaporize C- G tomorrow has come and gone and you gotta move on and on and on and on.... (2x, end on C)
10.
PIECE OF EQUIPMENT C-F-G This old heart is a piece of equipment Left in the rain over the weekend Dropped in the soup at the Tidy Bowl restaurant Back to the pot and the cook’s flicking ashes A Em A But youwouldn’t want to know about that Em A Not your idea of chewing the fat Dm Am G But ho-ney, I got nothing else to do C-F-G These old hands are shakin and shrinking Barely holding the glass that they’re drinking Picking a nose that can’t take no more My face wrinkled up like an unsettled score A Em A But you don’t wanna hear about it Em A I made the bed were agreed on that Dm Am G All I wanted was a chance at perfection Dm Am G didn’t give a rat’s about any affection A# – D# And if we stacked upery single song A# D# Where the man realizes, what he done wrong C# A# That’s the biggest collection, of liars on the planet C F C G Outdone only by the la-dies who’ve bought it C-F -G This old huse is so full of infection My dog Lou can’t even get a connection He sits outside and howls at the grass I let him inside and he chews out my ass A Em A And even he still talks about you Em A Looks at me like you did it to you Dm Am G All that I wanted was a chance at perfection Dm -Am G

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Part Two of the Five Part Epic House of Brunettes: Life in Stereo.

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released November 30, 2013

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